| #2: #2 So much of my literary seed has been frivolously wasted in shallow acts of collective hedonism as we all watch it swirl down twitch's shower drain. ~ Vlastimil |
| #3: #3 "Brb need to coat my balls in Korma Sauce" ~ JonathanMurray86 |
| #4: #4 "oh shit, he's just going all ape on the rawdog nutella! the madman" ~ rocc42o |
| #5: #6 "what if my truth is that i think a lie would make the story funnier" ~TeaOnVenus |
| #6: #6 "Wither it be nobler of the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of trap music" ~ JonathanMurray86 |
| #7: #6 "everybody gangsta with their german until austrian german appears" ~ tai chiller LUL |
| #8: #8 " so if that's not correct it will be a beatFuck not a beatmatch" ~djTanKir |
| #9: #9 "Man, I remember when I was first exposed to house, it seemed so dirty and dangerous and it kind of scared me. Now it still feels so dirty and dangerous, I just have a higher tolerance for it!" ~ imcompletelyfullofbullshi |
| #10: #10 "it's only hard to book vlastimil because his last booking will outlast your next" ~ PBborn |
| #11: #11 : "This music wants me to drink orange juice after brushing my teeth." ~ClusterCat CurseLit TwitchLit GlitchLit TwitchLit CurseLit |
| #12: #12 : "I've been catjamming for hours now, neck is gonna get thicc af" ~YannikaLuv |
| #13: #13 : "once you can last a set from vlast, all your relationships will be commonlaw marriages" ~ EmryNo |
| #14: #14:"this chat is so meta is has its own consciousness" ~ djTanKir |
| #15: #14 : "this song is making me wanna cuddle up with a half gallon of everclear and a big blunt LUL jokes" ~Chris Undermind |
| #16: #16 "i gotta wait for my arm to heal before recording more vids. i damaged my shoulder again. i think it was while DJing and pumping my fist in the air. i tend to hurt myself on stream" ~ djTanKir |
| #17: #17 : "I don't always stream, but when I do I vlast the crap out of it and go for 24 hours." ~kaislate |
| #18: #18 : "get some sleep sometime vibes.. but not now cuz I'm jammin" ~ myShepard |
| #19: #19 : "yes vlasti is so fun to collab with .. makes my toes curl" ~ LADYpaintsALOT |
| #20: #20 : " if you are HIGH... balance it out with a folLOW" ~ kaislate |
| #21: #21 : "I will never give you money but your music is good" ~ @chillaks |
| #22: #22 : "vlastimilvibes stream is like crack... you keep coming back" .... 😅 🤣 🤩 ~ fleurprinsen |
| #23: #23 "There can never be too many commands." ~ QueenElizabeth88 |
| #24: #23 : " I don't like those mic either but they reduce feedback. gotta mouth em from the top loL" ~ Amoebic |
| #25: #25: "Pain is seeing @vlastimilvibes wear a dress better than I can" ~ LADYpaintsALOT |
| #26: #26 : "I don't really talk politics per se, it's more philosophy and questions about "The Big Picture" and historical trends." ~ oceandrainer |
| #27: #27 : "I like the crunchy nut bassflakes myself" ~ JKMTV1 |
| #28: : #29 "vlastimilvibes doesn’t stream he holds week retreats" ~ LADYpaintsALOT |
| #29: #29 "This bass is penetrating my soul: SabaPing SabaPing SabaPing SabaPing ~imnotwearinganyunderware |
| #30: : #30 "the main thing is that the musical kaleidoscope of happiness continues to delight our consciousness ... ~doctor_jungle |
| #31: : #31 "I know you've been searching for my approval all along" LUL ~tweora |
| #32: #32: "I plan to practice taking care of a cat first for a least a year before having a kid" LUL ~djTanKir |
| #33: #33 : "I need something chill" | "Oh, its between midnight and midnight, vlast is probably on!" ~bissquitt |
| #34: #34 : "Nothing truly matters, and no one you ever know will ever truly matter. The body you are made up is all matter, but the mind controlling it is not matter, it is just inside matter. The dust in your house that just floats off your body like a staked vampire freshly disintegrated in a movie is matter your body simply doesnt feel can matter to it anymore. So you dont just matter, you make what matters." ~PBbOrn |
| #35: : #35 "I need to keep anatomy out my mouth for the time being. I'm too... something" ~PBb0rn |
| #36: : #36 "i like my head to vibrate in voices unrecognizable chatter and vibrations" ~LADYpaintsALOT |
| #37: : #36 "A day without Vlast is no blast." ~ King Haarberg |
| #38: : #38 Pro tip: "I listen while I sleep and have vlasti1Vbn dreams" ~TheLorax13 |
| #39: 39 : "Well I found string cheese and prunes......That should keep me awake" -LADYpaintsALOT |
| #40: : #40 " traveling is hard, you want to share a new experience in new places, with old friends and you want it to be special, so it's easy to forget the most special place anyone goes on a trip, is into new parts of the hearts of friends snd family" ~PBb0rn |
| #41: : #41 : "I always come in at the juicy part" 😉 ~fleurprinsen |
| #42: #42 : " If people think you’re a little crazy with your passion for music, then you know you’re doing it right" ~prodigalsince84 |
| #43: : #43 "i wanna be reincarnated as music" ~wubstruse |
| #44: #44 : " I just dribbled tequila on myself" LUL ~ Qilin_216 |
| #45: : "air fryin some garlic bread...about to get fat af" ~ddoc_infinite |
| #46: : "im usually vocal guy....but this shit moving souls" ~ddoc_infinite |
| #47: : "My Subwoofer is actin a complete fool right now" ~adamino972 |
| #48: : "wondering why i havent eyerolled myself to another dimension yet" ~snoosster |
| #49: : "i need to quit buying crunch n munch" ~LADYpaintsALOT |
| #50: : "VlastimilVibes is a 4 🌟 chef of the music" ~uaramanora |
| #51: : "why is IT called a shower?? do I show anything?"~snoosster |
| #52: : " If you shower someone with gifts - do you drop an Xbox on their head ?" ~djpaulkelly |
| #53: : "It is so easy to become a Vlastimiholic" vlasti1Hot ~OddestNoise |
| #54: : "VlastimilVibes The man who never sleeps. The DJ who streams so much, that he over heats the internet! ~ spydermaanz |
| #55: : "I don’t do anything based on is social acceptability…. Lol" ~NixGirlfriend |
| #56: : "Jesus, who needs drugs when you got his music!!" ~mustangfan1 |
| #57: : " Wow I’m aroused LuvSign djmoasRespect " ~nonederwear |
| #58: : "i love getting a good beat fook" ~ djTanKir |
| #59: : "I’ll be interested to see what twee does for Christmas (besides eating his advent calendar)" ~bathshebababy |
| #60: : " it's the WEEKEND BITCHES!!! ~ JilloBird |
| #61: : "ooooo daddy vlast looks happy, like a teen girl at a one direction concert" ~ bissquitt |
| #62: : "I know it’s a good train when I see you as the caboose" ~JennyBeanK |
| #63: : "The spice must flow!" ~ QueenElizabeth88 |
| #64: : "It sucks to have to mooch a meal, but I'm glad I sent out feelers for dates at 930" ~PBb0rn |
| #65: : " Every time the screen fills with emojis, Vlast takes a nap until they go away" ~bissquitt |
| #66: : If I ever meet Vlast, I'll go in for a hug to say Hi and he'll just whisper Cum in my ear and then I'll have to go and change. - Bissquitt |
| #67: : " never want to get your deck wet" ~LADYpaintsALOT |
| #68: "my covid test said im pregnant with the @vlastimilvibes variant." ~ DjPlowKey |
| #69: : "did Vlast just finish then fall asleep?" LUL ~bissquit |
| #70: "NICE 69" ~ spaceydaisey |
| #71: I know a bit about vibes, as it turns out. Just so happens to be in my name. Whooaa! - VlastimilVibes |
| #72: : "May the year fill your souls with joy... LOVE ❤ ️ IS EVERYTHING" ~ blakkbelttdirtygirl |
| #73: "Life is a huge splucyLegleft splucySing splucyLegright sm with the right perception and mindset" splucyWink ~ blakkbelttdirtygirl |
| #74: : "I think the real art is that vlast seems to be able to dj on what appears to be discarded kitchen appliances" ~bissquitt |
| #75: : "machines have no reason to stop the organism that is reproducing them like they are fucking pandas" ~ PBb0rn |
| #76: 9 out of 10 dentists advise against this sweet track! - bissquitt |
| #77: You're making my morning all eargasms already. - Life_Dancer_ |
| #78: Man, Vlasti hits my spot every time! - blkkbelttdirtygirl |
| #79: : "@QueenElizabeth88 Sorry to expose my bitties, but it feels sooo good "LUL ~ Life_Dancer_ |
| #80: the hard shell taco is probably the single most important deciding factor in the fall of mankind |
| #81: FYI I did the math. If Vlast streamed 2k hours again this year, AND I watched 100% of the streams, I would JUST have enough points to make him stop - Bissquitt |
| #82: VlastimilVibes brother you are my FAV twitch DJ.... BIG UPS HOMIE - DJ Haldy |
| #83: " → Could not identify any songs in channel vlastimilvibes" ~ TwitchMusicID |
| #84: :"Yeah, only time Vlastimil isn't streaming is when he's restarting the stream" 😄 ~ niddelicious |
| #85: "I hear if you hold 88 viewers for 8 hours we teleport back to 1999!" ~ BeerBong99 |
| #86: "is a torn ACL worth just one hug? I say yes, if it means endless cuddles!" future195Wiggle ~ Qilin_216 |
| #87: "@VlastimilVibes well you're a good pilot...please fasten your seat belts...vlastimil is about to take you for a ride" ~ bobbypromo |
| #88: 88 The secret of life is vinyl! - QueenElizabeth88 FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown |
| #89: You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you get what you need. - Pull_My_Fingah |
| #90: You know when VlastimilVibes is streaming, I'm not even tempted to go to any other channel. - Life_Dancer_ TwitchUnity TwitchUnity TwitchUnity |
| #91: "Here they come to snuff the @snoosster !!! Oh yeah!!" ~ thelorax13 |
| #92: "@miss_c_mouse thanks! just chillin playing some flight sim. cruising from Dubai to Abu D. 737. eating chips. and listening to some @VlastimilVibes" djrich11Pewpew djrich11Pewpew djrich11Pewpew ~ djrichglow |
| #93: mhm, yeah, it's always a Blast with Vlast xD yaehro TechTunes |
| #94: " Vlastimil playing so fluffy today like my fuzzy pink hoodie" ~djTanKir |
| #95: "You need Cinnamon Toast Crunch to vibe with this" ~BigP1ckle |
| #96: I am a daisey...I don't like to be blown away by wind! - SpaceyDaisey 🌬 🌼 |
| #97: For the love of music! - vintology_music SingsNote SingsNote SingsNote |
| #98: Coffee is great and all, but, have you tried blakkbelttdirtygirl in your chat? Wakes you right up. - VlastimilVibes TwitchUnity TwitchUnity TwitchUnity |
| #99: It's all licky up in here! - QueenElizabeth88 👅 👅 👅 |
| #100: How did you get to be so licky?! - djtankir 😉 🙂 😁 |
| #101: VlastimilVibes is like a drug. - DJHaldy TwitchLit TwitchLit TwitchLit |
| #102: " I find the sweetest pockets of music in which to reappear" ~paulocperales |
| #103: " i want to roll a smoke because when i cycled home i passed some guys and when i smell 420 my lungs get horny" ~snoosster |
| #104: "im cuddling with this chat, yo" ~djTanKir |
| #105: "get this man a medic...his heads bleedin and muxic is comin out"~ddoc_infinite |
| #107: "@space_toastess you can’t never be sure, your post won’t become a quote" djvinc1Alarm LUL LUL ~badenixeadultmusic |
| #108: " i turned my dirty mind into sexual imagination" ~snoosster |
| #109: " live streaming is soooo 2020" :) ~ brrrrreaker |
| #110: This beat got me manifesting! - djtankir SingsNote SingsNote SingsNote |
| #111: rip your tracks like you rip your bong ~ @djtankir |
| #112: "Vlast is just waiting until Vlast starts streaming so he can raid into Vlast" ~ bissquitt |
| #113: " I’m emotionally constipated! I haven’t given a shyyyyt in days! Hahaha" 🤣 ~ blakkbelttdirtygirl |
| #114: Yes, I am in fact absolutely perfect. It's just that those moments are incredibly brief. - aged_gamer VoteYea VoteYea VoteYea |
| #115: "VlastimilVibes hello..i left nyc 17 hours ago...the plane went around the world..just landed back home and you're still on" ~ bobbypromo |
| #116: "everyone in traffic with me is jamming out whether they like it or not" LUL ~ CuongNutz |
| #117: "fun fact: back in the day when he worked as a drug mule for the canadian mafia, Vlast got the nickname "Audio Nipple" " ~ bissquitt |
| #118: "Everyone wants to get dirty and no one wants to get beat up by black belt girl" 😂 ~ kirpy2000 |
| #119: " You are my last window left, besides voicemeter, I think this could be goodnight, after a pee." ~ Sweetasdude |
| #120: God is a fooking DJ! - moadeep1 ❤❤❤ |
| #121: "The Devil says no smiling distance and no dancing because God is a fucking" Dj 🤩 ~ moadeep1 |
| #122: I am bulletproof, but not waterproof. - Matt__titaniuM 💦 💦 💦 |
| #123: Most humans have a Circadian Rhythm, I have a Vlastimil Vibe. - Bissquitt SingsNote SingsNote SingsNote |
| #124: if I gave you anything worth you saying thank you to me for here, it is because the light in -Insert streamer name here- that they shine out shined through me, and I’m honored to have lightened up your day however it happens in whatever way. |
| #125: Vlasti's sword is mighty and swift! - LadyPaintsALot RyuChamp RyuChamp RyuChamp |
| #126: Close your eyes. Open your legs. GO GO GO! - Matt__titaniuM 👁👁🦵🦵 |
| #127: "bissquitt Are you ok, C**T?" ~Matt__titaniuM |
| #128: " You are a FULL CLASS SENDER" ~ djstevage |
| #129: " the closer to home the intenser the moaning" ~ snoosster |
| #130: "God damn I love breaks" ~ ImJstaGrrl_ |
| #131: "i wanted to stream from the middle of my lake last summer but the cost of lumber was absolutely ridiculous... here's hoping 2022 gets better" ~ Dirtybriefs |
| #132: "vlastimilvibes you have to stop taking breaks and pull out more breaks" ;) ~spaceydaisey |
| #133: "takes a lot of a certain vibe to get me movin lol.. it's happening lols" ~ YoBrainOnSlugs |
| #134: "Is it sexy time but Vlast is still streaming? Now you can support your favorite music machine up close and personal! The new Vlastimil Vibe features Vlast's face front and center and is made of medical grade silicone. Buy yours today for only $69!" ~bissquitt |
| #135: " Vlasti lives life on the edge... of his bed... so he can just roll out of bed and stand up at the DJ table to give us all Ear Gasms, as is his right" Kreygasm ~Life_Dancer_ |
| #136: " one thing i miss when DJing irl gigs, not having emotes float before my eyes when ppl react to tunes lol" ~ Dj_Sarah_Hall |
| #137: I always find filth. - Obliterous SoonerLater SoonerLater SoonerLater |